What Is This 'S'?

I now have my second running thing for this here web log. I have the question thing. I'll continue to make up questions for that, at least until you start sending in real ones. That'll probably happen every few weeks.

The new one will be done about once a month or so. I would do it more, but there just isn't enough 'S' being sold in the Logan area to do it that much. 

I stole the idea from Adam Carolla's radio show. He has this segment that he does called "Who The 'F' Sells this 'S'?" They find 'S' on craigslist.com and then they find out who the 'F' is selling it. 

Now usually when you steal ideas you at least make it the same if not better. Not me. I take the idea and make it worse. Mostly it's because I'm too lazy to actually get a hold of these people and figure out who the 'F' they are. Who knows though? Maybe if I get a positive response I'll start emailing these people and start to figure out who the 'F' sells this 'S', instead of just finding 'S'.

So welcome to the first installment of What Is This 'S'?

This lady is looking for a diet buddy. Seems like a good idea I suppose. She says she is looking for someone in the same boat as her though. The problem with that is she is in the unmotivated, poor time management boat. Shouldn't she be looking for someone the opposite of that? If she finds someone the same as her aren't these two ladies just going to end up sitting on the couch watching Oprah, eating bon bons and gaining more weight in a few months?

It appears as if she has already been on a "calorie diet" for 3 weeks. According to her she has already lost 12 lbs. You see that people? All you need to do to lose weight is to stop eating so F'ing much.

House swap?. First of all this guy is from Surprise, AZ which is sweet. If you have ever wanted to move there and you are a home owner in Logan, or a I assume the Logan area, this is your chance. I guess this is just a straight up swap of houses. No money involved. This seems weird to me. Apparently this kind of thing is fairly common, as there is a section devoted just to house swaps like this. 

Beef to your house?. I don't even know what the hell this is. I don't know if I want to know what this is. "We will be in your town let me know if you want anyone." That's all it says. It's only $1 so if you want "anyone", beef, or whatever this is, here is your chance.

Doggy stepper. "these are awesome for your animal to get on high places. i have an extra. you can buy it." How many times have you seen a high place and wished your animal could get up there? Well don't let it happen to you again. Buy this doggy stepper for $1.

My favorite thing about craigslist is that you actually have to deal with these people. It isn't like ebay where you just indirectly deal with the seller/buyer, then get your stuff in the mail. On craigslist you actually go to this person's house or meet them somewhere. These are the kind of people I need in my life. The kind that sell doggy steppers for $1.

Too Soon?. I actually don't have a problem with this. Except that they had to mention that the picture is pre 9/11. No crap. 

License plates. This is another person that I want to meet. I'm sure this Rosie lady is an old grandma. She has to be old if she just gives her phone number out like that. 

Fat girl looking for cap and gown. Priceless. 

Another one of those people that I want to meet. They post this every Sunday. They really want them. 

On second thought, maybe I do need to fully steal Adam's idea and find out who the 'F' sells this 'S'. 

My favorite item of the week.. It's an HGTV. If you love the home and/or garden, this is the tv for you. Sure it only gets one channel, but the picture on that one channel is awesome.