What Is This 'S'?

People keep trying to sell their 'S'. I'm here to tell you what that 'S' is. 

I wish people would stop trying to trade stuff. You aren't ten anymore. These aren't baseball cards. Just take your motorcycle to the bike shop and put your stereo system up for sale, not trade.

Trampoline up for trade. My biggest problem with this isn't the fact that they are trying to trade a trampoline for kids clothes. Although that is stupid. My problem is that they listed this item under about 7 categories. They say they don't know which category it would fall under. Really, you don't know what category to put a trampoline in?

Who would want this? Oh yeah. The same guy with a primer colored Civic with $3,000 rims. 

Awesome. Just awesome.

Here is your business idea Justin. I don't know exactly what it is. The description says:

WITH A SMALL INVESTMENT YOUCAN MAKE A 
LOT OF MONEY BY BECOMING THE EXCLUSIVE 
DISTROBUTER OF THIS GREAT UNIQUE PRODUCT 
ALL OVER USA

It doesn't actually say what it is, but from the picture, it looks like paper towels. Apparently those are great and unique these days.

No one wants these. You couldn't pay me $5 to wear these headphones. Who is going to buy three of these anyways?

For all of you that thought war was the answer. You are getting one of these in your front lawn.

What kind of people have 200-300 boxes just laying around that they are willing to give away for free?

Sweet! I can finally get one of these for my tank. For free too. This is the best day ever. Now if I just knew what a plecostomus was.

I want to meet this guy. I want to find out what makes him not just a bachelor, but a dedicated bachelor. 

This would be cool to have. Can't they just call it what it is though? It's a fridge. Anyone who buys it is probably going to put more than just beverages in it. 

You didn't know that you didn't have room for this when you bought it. Just tell the real reason you are selling it. You've had for 2 years and you've only used it twice. 

I assume this is the same "elyptical" They said pictures would be coming soon and here is a picture. Maybe they don't have room. It appears to be right next to the kitchen table. 

Police challenge coins. I don't know what these are, but I kind of wish I had some. 

Ring one. Ring two. We have a problem people. I could have put up many more wedding rings that are for sale. I also approve about one card a week to put on the bulletin board in the TSC that is trying to sell a wedding ring. Either people are selling their wedding rings, which is their prerogative. Or guys keep asking girls to marry them when the girl doesn't want too. I'm going with the later. Knock it off guys. 

I've been doing some looking into diamonds recently. The chick on Adam Carolla's show was talking about how she refused to get a mined diamond on her wedding ring. She would only get a man-made one. I decided to see what the difference was.

Turns out their is almost no difference. Except the man-made diamonds don't have the little imperfections in them that you find in mined diamonds. Mined diamonds are a little harder, but the man-made ones are pretty freaking hard. Mined diamonds are a 10 on the hardness scale. Man-made are only a 9.1. The only real major difference between the two is that mined diamonds cost thousands of dollars per carat. Man-made diamonds are only a couple of hundred dollars per carat. Then there is also the slave labor you are supporting when you buy a mined diamond. Then the thousands of people that die mining diamonds. No one has died making a man-made diamond. 

Diamonds AREN'T rare people. One company just controls the market and they can do whatever they want to the price. Experts can't tell the difference between mined diamonds and man-made diamonds unless they have fancy sophisticated equipment. Stop buying mined diamonds.

So the next time you think of asking a girl to marry you, buy a man-made diamond. With the money you save you can buy an engagement hot tub or something. Then if she says no at least you'll have a hot tub. 

Sorry for the tangent. Back to the 'S'.

For the guy that bought that gold bike. Now you can pimp out your golf cart.

Is this guy writing a book? Or does he just have a strange fetish for hearing weird stories?

Lazy person number 1 and lazy person number 2. There people are stupid. I found both of these items for sale or free. Just look first before you say you want something. 

Tear stains? On puppies? This is a problem? 

This guy really like appliances. He doesn't care what they are, just that it is an appliance. If it's an appliance, he wants it. 

That's all the 'S' I have for now. 

As long as people keep selling their 'S', I'll be here to let you know what it is.