Sex In The Gym, Adam Carolla and The Time I Couldn't Stop Laughin

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If you are wondering what that lone 'g' is, it there because I ran out of room in the title. I didn't just drop the 'g' on purpose.  (Please note that I originally wrote this on Facebook where there is a limit to how long your title can be.  There is no limit on here, that I've found.  I Just thought I would keep things consistent.  Then I added this little disclaimer, making things not consistent.) 

"Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah Ahh, Ahhh, Ahhhh, Ahhhhh, Ahhhhh, Ahhhh, Ahhhhhh, Ahhhhhhhh, Aaahhhhhhhhhh."

That's what I heard in the gym yesterday. I was surprised to hear anything. I had my headphones in. I normally can't hear anything when I have them in. I could hear these sounds of what I thought was pure excitement and ecstasy loud and clear. They would have been deafening cries without my headphones. 

Is someone watching porn? Did the gym get hard up for money and they are letting people shoot porn in here 

If you remember back to my last post, I told you about these two guys that are always at the gym now. The one is obviously on steroids and I think the other one may be. It turns out there is a third one. He's not on steroids, but I can only assume he will be soon if he always goes to the gym with those two. 

They guy who just took his shirt off in the middle of the gym and started flexing for no reason the other day, he's the one who was having sex in the gym. At least it sounded like sex. 

I had to go check it out. You know, in case he wasn't really having sex and he was dying or something. 

Turns out he was just doing leg extensions. He wasn't having sex at all. A feeling of disappointment, I mean foolishness came over. I can't believe I thought he was having sex. 

The guy was doing a burnout set. At least I hope that is what he was doing, he was only lifting 60 pounds or so. For those that don't know that a burnout set is, I'll fill you in. A lot of times, when lifting, for their last set people will do three or four sets with relatively light weight. People will do it because it's good to do and it gives you a gauge on how good your workout before that set was. Even though it's a light weight, if you had a good, hard workout before you won't be able to get that many reps in.

He was doing a light weight so he would start out fast and then slow down as he had to strain more and more to get the weight up. I can understand breathing hard or a little grunt. But this guy was making noises I've never heard before. Even for sex they would have been a little too much. 

If it wasn't for the fact that he was only lifting 60 pounds and that no one is ever at the gym I go to, I'd think he was one of those guys that just lifts so people will see him there and see how much he can lift. You know, like all the people at the Fieldhouse. 

To make things worse he was doing legs that day and he walked around doing that Speedo thing with his shorts again. 

I hate this guy. If only he was like every other person who starts going to the gym in January. I'd only have to put up with maybe two more weeks of this. 

I know the title also has Adam Carolla in it and the time I couldn't stop laughing, but I don't want to write about those and make this thing too long. 

I actually never intended to write about those two things in here. I'm going to save them for a later time. They are really just in the title as a reminder to myself that I have to write about them. 

Sorry to Adam Carolla, if he read this expecting to read something himself.