I missed a lot of crap, so I had to go back and find it.

Got 120 grand just laying around? Like little kids? This is for you. Aren't they scared that some rich pedophile may come along and buy this place? That would just be a concern of mine. 

I hesitated to show this. I seriously thought about buying it and I didn't want to attract any other buyers. Then I thought about it. I don't believe that this thing has never been used. If it's never been used why is the price marked down $2,000? You say the person it was purchased for died 2 days after it was delivered. Couldn't you just send it back and tell them the person died, we don't need it anymore? I think they'd take it back. I believe that this thing was used. I believe that whoever this thing was purchased for died sitting in this thing. Why else would you knock the price down $2,000?

I see you bought a hole punch, gold pen and had some extra guitar picks lying around. This is a joke right?

Rest assured that if I had one of these, I certainly would be playing it and not lending it out to some little kid to put his dirty little hands on.

You can just buy one of these?

Exersaucer? How is the kid getting exercise while using this?

Very good shape and only used for one season? This translates into, my kid sucked at soccer. My favorite part is how she acts like taking a picture would be a nuisance. But she guesses she could get around to it if you wanted one. Just from this one comment alone, I can safely say this lady is 220 plus and her kid is overweight as well.

Nothing wrong with this. Except the fact that you can't put it anywhere because it would scare the crap out of whoever looked at it. Plus it's just ugly.

Let your kid live in style with the Eddie Bauer baby collection. Piece one.(comes with seat cushion) and here is piece number two.

What the hell is a Doula? If you have to explain what exactly it is that you are selling, you shouldn't be selling it. Couldn't you just read a book and get the same thing out it that this lady would tell you? It sounds like all this lady did was read a book.

Would anyone really pay $600 for this? I could buy an HDTiVo for $600. If I had the choice between an HDTiVo and this piece of junk, I'm going with the TiVo every time.

Now this is more like it. Only $500 for this piece of junk. I'll pay that, screw the TiVo.

Someone's grandma died.

I thought this guy was an idiot. Apparently there is some truth behind the fact that using the DVD player shortens the life span of your XBox. Who knew?

As opposed to those fake push mowers.

Wouldn't going from a four person table to a six be an upgrade? You are trying to screw someone over with this trade. Why don't you just sell the table and buy a new one? 

Does your child love imaginary play? I guess this lady's kids were idiots and didn't like imaginary play, so they never used this. 

Uphill bike not included.

No one just gives away a hot tub. You will always be able to get at least $50 for a hot tub. There has to something wrong with this. Maybe that old person died in this instead of on the Jazzy.

This guy needs a chain saw. Nothing wrong with that. He also has a really nice laundry detergent. That's cool. I don't see how the two are connected, but that's cool. The weird thing is that he seems to have a three year supply of this detergent just sitting around. 

I love that someone bought this. Then they kept it in the box thinking that it would skyrocket in value. Well congratulations, you netted yourself $20 for your 20 year investment. (I'm assuming this thing couldn't have been more than $5.) Couldn't you have made more by putting $20 in the bank? You probably should have just put it in the bank since no one is going to buy this. This is what we call a bad investment. 

He's trying to raise money so he can put an add in the paper that says "I'm a huge nerd." Over 200? That's a worse investment that they guy with the Sid doll.

I wouldn't really call that a minor problem. My time is worth money. The time it would take me to go push the button again is worth around $800. I'll just go buy a new washer.