Tuesday, March 4, 2008

What Is This 'S'? / More youtube stuff

People are still trying to sell their 'S' and I'm still here to let know what that 'S' is.  

Do you need to have your next family event video taped, but you only know how to build bathrooms? This used to be America's number one problem, ahead of bears even. Not any more. This Guy is here to solve, what used to be, one of America's biggest problems.  


Apparently there is a lot of plus size girls graduating this year. This is the second one in two weeks. Or this is the same one. Either way, someone help a girl out.  

I don't get this. How do people get themselves in a financial situation where selling there car for $375 is a necessity? I'm sure the car is worth more than that. No hurry on buying the car though. As long as you buy it before November 21st at 5 pm, you'll get $25 off the listed price. What a deal. What's happening on November 21st anyways? Is that when your bookie is coming?  

Forget the TV I want that little dog to the right of it.  

What. The. Hell. Are these? You gotta be freaking kidding me. There are more of them.  

This guy doesn't understand how the weather works. The weather is starting to warm up. No one wants your salt. But don't worry dude, it's going to get cold again in 8 months, you can use it then. Do you really need the $8 that bad? And is Pax ice/snow melt really that hard to come by? Really, you heard that?  

If you are going to sell something clean it off. Don't just tell us how easily it can be cleaned. Clean the thing, especially if it's so easy. You gotta hurry and buy this thing too. According to the post he's taking it off the market today. Really, you're going to just take it down and not sell if no one buys today? What are you going to do with it then?  

You'd think it would take a little more to get into bee keeping than this.  

What happens for someone to all of a sudden need two hospital beds? But hey, congratulations on getting one.  

I love it. Harley in central Logan, you're an idiot. You're selling your Xbox 360 so you can get some other things for your truck and family. You're an idiot. What other things are you going to get for your truck and family for $200? Why didn't you just not buy the Xbox in the first place and not lose the couple hundred dollars? Then you could have got your truck and family some nice things.  


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This is why you don't mess with the garbage man. There is some explicit language, but you can turn the speakers all the way down and it's still just as funny.  

This is why you don't dress up as pink panther and go prancing around. Turn the speakers back up so you can hear him sing the pink panther theme. And so you can hear him inform you that he isn't all right.

This guy can't pull off the easiest prank in the world. If you are going to test your prank, clean up the mess before you go walking around. There is some explicit, but warranted language (just look at his mouth) towards the end, but you'll need the volume up at the beginning so you can hear him talk about the prank. You can turn it down once he falls, but then you can't hear him whimper.  


I have a hard time admitting it, but I know this kid. That's my older brother underneath the blanket. His friend and my friends brother is the one violating the sneetch. Apparently he thought it was a good idea to do it again.  

There is a lot of videos like this by Improv Everywhere. This one is one of my favorites, but if you have the time I suggest looking at the others. The Abercrombie & Fitch one is pretty good.  

Congratulations kid! You will never even touch a girl. But hey, at least you can stack a mean cup.


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