Originally Posted: September 6, 2007
Let me explain how the parking at my place of residence works for those that don't know. In front of the house there is four parking spots. On both sides of those spots there is driveways that both go to the back of the house where there is about six more spots. I usually park in the back.
Now that you have an idea of how things work I can get to the story.
I was running a little late to get to work today. I'm supposed to be there at 8. I didn't even leave the house until a few minutes after 8. None of that really matters though. I walked out the front door and I was immediatly angered. There was a car parked in one of our driveways that goes to the back.
I don't know why this made me so mad. It just did. My first thought was to call the tow truck company and get the thing towed. I was furious.
I was angered even further when I found out the background story behind the vehicle.
Matt came into the office just a minute ago. Oh, umm it could have been Matt I dont' really know. Maybe it was maybe it wasn't, so don't assume it was him.
He or she, may have been Matt, asked me if I knew what time she left last night. Or maybe it was what time he left. I don't know.
I had no clue what he was talking about. I guess I had gone to bed before he or she came over last night.
"8:10," said the person who may or may not have been Matt.
I still didn't know who he was talking about so I asked. I'm just going to call that said person Dani, because that can be a boy's or girl's name. Although spelling it with an 'i' instead of 'ny' kind of gives it away. Although I think Danny Glover spells his name with an 'i'. Oh, nevermind. Just checked the sentece before this and it turns out he doesn't spell it with an 'i'.
Anyways, this male or female Dani was there until 8:10 in the morning. Turns out that it was her car that was parked in the freaking driveway. Or maybe it was a male's car.
I was even more furious than I had been before. I was quite mad before, so you can imagine what I was like by this point. I was irate. Dani lives a freaking half a block away. What? Are you too lazy to walk? Appearantly.
What if I had wanted to drive to work? Sure I could just use the driveway on the other side of the house and it would make much more sense for me to use this one based on where I'm parked. And who cares it it only takes me three minutes to walk to work.
What if I had wanted to drive? What would you do then? Tell me to walk because it makes more sense? Well guess what? It makes more sense for you to walk as well. In fact, it makes more sense for you to walk than it does for me to walk. I have to walk like a full 45 seconds further than you do.
Don't park in our driveway again. Especially when there is a real parking spot three feet to your right. Stupid bitch. Errr... Ummm.... Or asshole.
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