Originally Posted: July 23, 2007
A mustache can only mean one of four things and three of them make you a sexual predator. The first one being the only exception to the sexaul predator rule. It's the 13 year old kid that wants to prove to his friends how much further along in puberty he is than everyone else. The only reason he is an exception is because I just can't call a little kid a sexual predator.
Reason two: You're Mexican. I'm just going to stop there before I get myself into trouble.
Reason three: You're the Marlboro man. I thought about giving him an exemption from the sexual predator rule as well. The more I thought about it, I couldn't give him one. He may not be a sexual predator, but that's because he is the freakin' Marlboro man. Women prey on him. But if they didn't, be assured that the Marlboro man would be the biggest sexual predator around.
Reason four: You're just a sexual predator and you don't fit into any of the previously mentioned catagories.
So, I'm growing a mustache. To be more accurate I'm growing a beard. Then next week, for one day only, I'll be shaving it all of except for the mustache. Why am I doing this? To prove a point that's why.
Next week is a SOAR day. The girl from the A-team that helps us take pictures and stuff seriously thinks I'm a sexual predator. I have no idea why. She talks to me and looks at me like I'm a sexual predator.
The way I see it, if she is going to treat me like a sexual predator, I might as well look the part. So that is exactly what I am going to do. What point am I trying to prove by this? I don't know. I guess what I'm trying to say is that although I may not really be a sexual predator, I'd be the best looking one around if I was. I don't know why am trying to say that. That's just the only point to be made by the mustache I guess.
But she already thinks I'm a sexual predator without the 'stache. The only point I'm proving is that I can look like a sexual predator too. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Oh well, I've already gone this far, so there is no backing out now.
Reason two: You're Mexican. I'm just going to stop there before I get myself into trouble.
Reason three: You're the Marlboro man. I thought about giving him an exemption from the sexual predator rule as well. The more I thought about it, I couldn't give him one. He may not be a sexual predator, but that's because he is the freakin' Marlboro man. Women prey on him. But if they didn't, be assured that the Marlboro man would be the biggest sexual predator around.
Reason four: You're just a sexual predator and you don't fit into any of the previously mentioned catagories.
So, I'm growing a mustache. To be more accurate I'm growing a beard. Then next week, for one day only, I'll be shaving it all of except for the mustache. Why am I doing this? To prove a point that's why.
Next week is a SOAR day. The girl from the A-team that helps us take pictures and stuff seriously thinks I'm a sexual predator. I have no idea why. She talks to me and looks at me like I'm a sexual predator.
The way I see it, if she is going to treat me like a sexual predator, I might as well look the part. So that is exactly what I am going to do. What point am I trying to prove by this? I don't know. I guess what I'm trying to say is that although I may not really be a sexual predator, I'd be the best looking one around if I was. I don't know why am trying to say that. That's just the only point to be made by the mustache I guess.
But she already thinks I'm a sexual predator without the 'stache. The only point I'm proving is that I can look like a sexual predator too. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Oh well, I've already gone this far, so there is no backing out now.
Look at how glourious it is. I still have a week. It's going to be the greatest mustache ever.
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