Originally Posted: July 27, 2007
I've told a couple people about my tiny little foray into the gay lifestyle. There seems to be some confusion. That's why I'm here, to clear things up.
Where to start? Seems like the beginning is a good start.
I was at the grocery store. There was this guy. He kept turning up in the same aisle I was in. At first I just thought it was coincedence. Afterall, we were both shopping. After about 10 aisles I noticed that he hadn't put one thing in his cart. I caught his eye. I gave him a look that said, "hey, stop following me." He gave me a wink and did that little one eyebrow raise thing. I was so...
Oh sorry, wrong story. None of that ever happened.
The movie Hairspray has been out for awhile now. I hear people say that it's pretty good. It's currently number three at the box office. It's gotten excellent reviews. All in all, everything points to it being a decent movie. I for one won't be seeing it and here is why.
It was a couple of days before the movie hit theates. I was watching some news show. One of the little segements was about a group of people that were going to boycott the movie Hairspray. It was a good little segment. It blew me out of the water really. This was the last group of people I expected to boycott such a movie. The homosexuals.
The boycott makes a little sense I suppose. John 'Johnny T' Travolta is in the movie. For those that don't know, he is a Scientologist. I guess Scientologists have this gay boot camp type thing. I don't think it's anything like that really, but it's some kind of class thing where they try to turn homesexuals hetero. This enrages the homesexual community. So they decided to boycott.
When you look at it closer it's twisted logic. The director of the movie is gay. The homosexuals have used the same logic that attracts them to those that look like themselves to boycott a movie. They've turned their backs on one of their own and all because of some guy named Johhny T.
But I got to thinking. I've never experienced the gay lifestyle whatsoever. This was a perfect opportunity. I was most likely not going to see the movie anyways. This was a non-homo part of the gay lifestlye as well.
So there you have it, I've dipped into the homosexual lifestyle. But only in their boycott of the movie Hairspray. It's not going any further than that. Unless you want to count that grocery store experience. Oh wait. That didn't happen.
I've been thinking about my boycott recently. And I've come to the conclusion that I'm the best person at being gay around. How can the gay community stay away from a movie that exudes so much gayness? A couple of them probably didn't go on Friday. But you know they were there Saturday.
Not me though. I wasn't there. I won't ever be there. Because I am the best at being gay.
When it comes to the boycott of Hairspray that is.
Where to start? Seems like the beginning is a good start.
I was at the grocery store. There was this guy. He kept turning up in the same aisle I was in. At first I just thought it was coincedence. Afterall, we were both shopping. After about 10 aisles I noticed that he hadn't put one thing in his cart. I caught his eye. I gave him a look that said, "hey, stop following me." He gave me a wink and did that little one eyebrow raise thing. I was so...
Oh sorry, wrong story. None of that ever happened.
The movie Hairspray has been out for awhile now. I hear people say that it's pretty good. It's currently number three at the box office. It's gotten excellent reviews. All in all, everything points to it being a decent movie. I for one won't be seeing it and here is why.
It was a couple of days before the movie hit theates. I was watching some news show. One of the little segements was about a group of people that were going to boycott the movie Hairspray. It was a good little segment. It blew me out of the water really. This was the last group of people I expected to boycott such a movie. The homosexuals.
The boycott makes a little sense I suppose. John 'Johnny T' Travolta is in the movie. For those that don't know, he is a Scientologist. I guess Scientologists have this gay boot camp type thing. I don't think it's anything like that really, but it's some kind of class thing where they try to turn homesexuals hetero. This enrages the homesexual community. So they decided to boycott.
When you look at it closer it's twisted logic. The director of the movie is gay. The homosexuals have used the same logic that attracts them to those that look like themselves to boycott a movie. They've turned their backs on one of their own and all because of some guy named Johhny T.
But I got to thinking. I've never experienced the gay lifestyle whatsoever. This was a perfect opportunity. I was most likely not going to see the movie anyways. This was a non-homo part of the gay lifestlye as well.
So there you have it, I've dipped into the homosexual lifestyle. But only in their boycott of the movie Hairspray. It's not going any further than that. Unless you want to count that grocery store experience. Oh wait. That didn't happen.
I've been thinking about my boycott recently. And I've come to the conclusion that I'm the best person at being gay around. How can the gay community stay away from a movie that exudes so much gayness? A couple of them probably didn't go on Friday. But you know they were there Saturday.
Not me though. I wasn't there. I won't ever be there. Because I am the best at being gay.
When it comes to the boycott of Hairspray that is.
Me being 100% gay. Only with regards to the boycott though.
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