Where Is My Questions?

Originally Posted:  November 15, 2007

I'll start by mentioning something I said the other day. It was quite possibly the most important thing I've said in maybe forever. I was talking to a friend, explaining why they should get a Facebook. Here is what I said:

"There is going to come a day when being a productive member of society means having a Facebook account. What are you going to do then? And in all honesty, that day may already be here. Why don't you start pulling your weight?!?"

That's what I said. Normally this is where I would explain why my statement was so profound, but it's not needed in this case. By reading this note, it means that you already have a Facebook account. You are already aware of the truthiness of my words. 

Well that's I really have to say right now. I haven't really had anything to say in the last week or so. And rather than just write some random garbage, I didn't write anything. I realize though that people still may want something from me. This has happened once before. This is what I did last time.

I went to you the reader for help. I asked you to send in questions. So far I've received exactly no questions. I did something once where I made up questions and then answered them. Something happened to my computer though and I lost everything before I had time to post it. I wasn't going to go back and write the whole thing again.

Now I come to you again for questions, hoping for a better result than last time. So one question is all I ask for. You can send them in the form of a message. Or if you're really concerned about anonymity you can write me a question in my honesty box. That way I won't know who is sending the question and neither will anyone else. I don't even think other people will be able to see the question. I will know whether or not you are male of female, which could help in answering the question, but that is it. 

Please note that I will most likely not answer your question. However I will try my best to make sure hilarity ensues. But if need be I will tackle the question seriously if the question merits it. 

One last thing. 

How's that writers strike treating you now. You care yet? The thing I like most is how the networks are trying to act as if there is no strike by saying their shows are just going on fall break. Yes, some shows were scheduled to take a break over the holidays, but the majority of them weren't. And now everyone is being fooled into thinking this is the case. It isn't and never was. It was like four shows at the most that had planned breaks.

We have you by the balls. Just give us our money. You're losing more money by not meeting our demands. 

I say we because... Well I don't know why, I just am. 

Oh I forgot. One last, last thing.

Matt and I were talking the other day. It turns out neither of us know a Kelly. We're holding auditions for a Kelli that we can occasionally hang out with. It doesn't matter how you spell it. It can be with a 'y', 'i' or the less conventional 'ey'. Just as long as it's pronounced Kelley it's fine. If you are interested or know someone who may be interested please contact either Matt or Marty immediately.