Originally Posted: June 25, 2007
I don't remember when I decided to record the show. Some show on the History channel. It managed to keep me mildy entertained, so I decided to record it. A perfect show to fall asleep to. I can't even remember what the show was about anymore. It must not have been that good. It sat there for a few days unwatched until I finally got around to watching it last night.
Usually I just breeze past commercials when watching stuff, but I can't when I'm trying to sleep. It takes too much effort and wakes me from my almost slumber. Something awoke me from my almost slumber last night anyways.
I was so confused by this one commercial. I couldn't figure out what it was for. It seemed to me that it was just some guy riding around on a motorcycle for 30 seconds. I just had to re-watch the commercial to figure out what this was all about. See if it made a little more sense when I was a little more awake.
A male guard? To me it appeared to be some kind of cloth cup. OK? I was still confused. The only thing the voice over guy talked about was this guys trip on the motorcycle he was driving. I didn't get it. As far as I could tell this was a commercial for a cup type thing that males wear while on a motorcyle ride.
This made a little sense to me. According to the voice over guy it had more cloth than other male guards. Good padding I suppose. It even had some deodorizer and was extra absorbant. Makes sense to me. I'm sure you sweat a little. I've never been on a long distance motorcyle ride. Maybe a long distance motorcyle ride is a little uncomfortable. I can see how maybe it would. So maybe wearing a little cloth cup thing would help with comfort. I don't know. I decided to watch the commercial again to see if I was correct.
Uncontrollable bladder leakage. I started watching the commercial again. It seemed to start of normally enough. Guy on his motorcyle. Voice over guy talking about the meandering roads. Maybe this really was about a cloth you wear while on a motorcyle ride to help with comfort. Wait! What? I skipped back to the start of the commercial again.
Uncontrollable bladder leakage.
How did I miss that. Those are the first three words of the commercial. The voice over guy then smoothly transitions into talking about this guys motorcyle ride. Then it shows a picture of the male guard and he talks about how absorbant it is and how it smells good. Uncontrollable bladder leakage or anything close to it is never mentioned again after the first three words of the commercial.
This wasn't a commercial for something that gives you comfort on long distance motorcyle rides. This was about peeing your pants. And to think I was this close to buying my motorcyling buddies some of these guards so they could have comfortable trips. Imagine my embarassment.
Song of the Web Log:
'Grey Machine' by Pinback
Usually I just breeze past commercials when watching stuff, but I can't when I'm trying to sleep. It takes too much effort and wakes me from my almost slumber. Something awoke me from my almost slumber last night anyways.
I was so confused by this one commercial. I couldn't figure out what it was for. It seemed to me that it was just some guy riding around on a motorcycle for 30 seconds. I just had to re-watch the commercial to figure out what this was all about. See if it made a little more sense when I was a little more awake.
A male guard? To me it appeared to be some kind of cloth cup. OK? I was still confused. The only thing the voice over guy talked about was this guys trip on the motorcycle he was driving. I didn't get it. As far as I could tell this was a commercial for a cup type thing that males wear while on a motorcyle ride.
This made a little sense to me. According to the voice over guy it had more cloth than other male guards. Good padding I suppose. It even had some deodorizer and was extra absorbant. Makes sense to me. I'm sure you sweat a little. I've never been on a long distance motorcyle ride. Maybe a long distance motorcyle ride is a little uncomfortable. I can see how maybe it would. So maybe wearing a little cloth cup thing would help with comfort. I don't know. I decided to watch the commercial again to see if I was correct.
Uncontrollable bladder leakage. I started watching the commercial again. It seemed to start of normally enough. Guy on his motorcyle. Voice over guy talking about the meandering roads. Maybe this really was about a cloth you wear while on a motorcyle ride to help with comfort. Wait! What? I skipped back to the start of the commercial again.
Uncontrollable bladder leakage.
How did I miss that. Those are the first three words of the commercial. The voice over guy then smoothly transitions into talking about this guys motorcyle ride. Then it shows a picture of the male guard and he talks about how absorbant it is and how it smells good. Uncontrollable bladder leakage or anything close to it is never mentioned again after the first three words of the commercial.
This wasn't a commercial for something that gives you comfort on long distance motorcyle rides. This was about peeing your pants. And to think I was this close to buying my motorcyling buddies some of these guards so they could have comfortable trips. Imagine my embarassment.
Song of the Web Log:
'Grey Machine' by Pinback
How was I supposed to know? (This isn't exactly what the one in the commercial looked like. I just can't remember the brand to find the exact one. I still have the commercial if you want to see it.)
1 comment:
I wear these @ work because i sweat too much and hate the feeling of stickiness. They keep your junk nice and dry. I do like to wear them when I ride... don't feel too bad, they are excellent padding for your nuts.
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